Monday, September 10, 2007
chia jia hao
hey hey yo yo i can be ur girlfriend!
LOL!
tonight on this fateful night i super bored. click here click there found chia jia haos blog! and his still got update! LOL!
imba la i rmb the 4 of us started blogging at abt the same time trying to get attention. thn 3 of us stop liao jh still going on strong.
Gao lut gao lut le jh.
JI LANG JI PUA~ GAN QING BUAY SHUA!
-tzc
godblessme_SUPER,7:15 AM
Monday, February 05, 2007
no luck
Zongting woke me up today early morning and asked me whether im kind enough to join him to go lasalle open house. Lasalle is at kallang and thats friggin far. i duno why zt where itchy suddenly wanna visit arts school look look see see touch touch. but i know if i turn him down, i wont have peace for the rest of the week, cos zt can turn nasty if he wants to. plus theres chunwee the big bad awful guy. so i unwillingly allowed myself to be kidnapped for that sunday where there are a thousand better things i could do other than accompanying 2 bastards to a farfaraway place just for them huahee.
Kallang is really a blurdy far place. and its gonna cost me more than their lives if i use adult fare to travel there. so i decided to once again replace my lost ezlink, much to the disapproval to my family and friends, cos there are already alot of zc ezlinks around( bcos i kept losing them). i printed my pjc photo and left the house.
Expectedly, zt and cw were at the jurong east aracde despite our scheduled meeting at the mrt. so i went there, waited patiently for him to get thrashed by stage one AI KOF.
All of a sudden, i realised smthng. i needed my ic to replace my ezlink. i felt very sianz. cos the right thing to do was to try to hurry back home and get it. tt takes around 30 mins and another buttaching on the bus.
but of cos tts not the way for the witty and resourceful child wonder zc. i called home and tried to convince my brother, zf the advantages of bringing me the ic with my zoot persuasive skills. but somehow he refused to budge, be it his unwillingness to help his friends in need (AND IM HIS BLURDY ELDER BROTHER), or his pure disgusting laziness, it dampened things. i even let zt (whose persuasive skills are second only to me, though with a different style) had a go but nothing worked.
my relative happened to be leaving my hse at that moment, i duno why the hell it din occur to zf tt she would be the man for the job, cos she drives a car. anyway about half an hour later i managed to recieve my ic. i commanded zt and cw to go consume lunch first, before proceeding with an empty stomach to replace the ezlink myself.
but the mishaps just keeps coming, after queuing for quite awhile they told me my photo was too big. i told them patiently "wtf" and that the last time i replaced my ezlink i use the photo of EXACTLY the same size. didnt help. by that time i was already mega DULAN. WTF GOT SUAY UNTIL LIDDAT ORNOT. PHOTO BIG LAST TIME CAN NOW CANNOT? BUDDEN LAST TIME POLICE WEAR SHORT PANTS.
i totally no mood for kallang trip already, so i boarded the bus home before deciding on anything else, well aware that zt and cw( the 2 bastards with 0 understanding) are gonna screw me for this. i even bought a packet of chocolate to try to make myself not frown so much. turns out what they say is total bullshit, chocolates are almost as helpful as bittergourds. i threw half the packet of junk into the dustbin before going on to inform the bastards i aint gonna make it.
predictably they said life wasnt the same without me, and rather i went with them late thn they 2 going to the openhouse alone. i was super irritated. they dun have the slightest sense of independency fuggit!
when i reached home i realised there wasnt any size available for ezlinks, the small ones too small and the big ones too big. so i had to edit the blurdy smile-not-smile normal-not-normal trying-to-be-funnny-face, all the time aware the clock is ticking. thn when finally its done, the printer went SMOKING. it could print any crap FOR NUTS. WTF! AND IT DIDNT HELP THINGS THAT ZT AND CW KEPT CALLING ME TO REMIND ME THEY ARE WAITING FOR ME.
thn finally a piece of gd news came. my brother out of nowhere supplied me with a suitable skl photo which i dun remember ever seeing it before. (once again i duno why the fug he now thn gimme, very fun hor) but its really good news. i grabbed the photo and rushed out again, all the while with my mom telling me i will surely lose the ezlink soon.
anyway, things went smoothly after that. but i contacted cw and zt and found out they were AGAIN trying to grab boolabears in the aracde while i was sweating. we proceeded to the mrt together after that. Like i havent suffered enough, those 2 morons started ranting about the boy in the new ezlink being a xiao pai gia. It must be noted here i love my first ezlink. that one my photo i was smiling super happily, that kind that made u wanna smile too when u look at it. thn they kept going on about how u ask 100 people and all 100 people will say that boy is a xiao pai gia. i was just outta steam at that time and let them have their fun.
just when u wish this is the end of mishaps for poor zc, wrong. on finally catching my breath and starting to argue on totally meaningful stuff with zt again, WE MISSED THE KALLANG STOP. WE ARE ALREADY DAM LATE AND IF WE ARE ANY LATER WE ARE GONNA MISS THE WHOLE THING. I DUN WANNA COME KALLANG JUST TO SEE THE OTHER SIDE OF SINGAPORE WTF! Ok, so we calmed down and took the train back. cw warned us not to talk thrash anymore. we abided.
budden zt talked to me.
and i talked to zt.
AND WE FUGGIN MISSED THE KALLANG STOP AGAIN WTFOMFGBBQ. CHUNWEE SAID SEE LA SEE LA ALL UR FAULT LA BUT HES THE MOST KUKU IDIOT HE NVR SAY ANYTHING THN SITLL NVR NOTICE WE MISS THE STOP WTH!
In the end we reached the openhouse hse successfully but the goodies and the activites were long gone. But i understand that to be happy i have to be contented that we even reached lasalle at all.
Ok by right im spose to blog the events after that (which is at night), but this post is already mega long. until next time.
(the whole mentioned narrative took place from 10am to 430pm. the characters reached at 430pm)
godblessme_SUPER,4:34 AM
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Expulsion
A few months ago i did the single stupidest thing i ever did in my life, i brought a handphone unsilented into an exam. As true as theres a god is above me, it fugging rang.
FUGGING SUAY LIKE HELL. I FUMBLE FOR THE PHONE THN CAN FIND THE STUPID REJECT BUTTON I TOOK OUT THE PHONE TO LOOK WHO CALL PRIVATE CALLER WTF. 10+ IN THE MORNING U CALL ME FOR LUNCH!!?!?!?!
I think and the only way out seem to be to raise my hand confesse, with the whole cohort looking at me. It made me screw my already-screwed physics paper. i was also doing a promo physics paper which i counted on passing. Thn when i think deeper, i realise i gone case. i was gonna face dam jialat punishments. my future is screwed. my future prospects are down the drain. im nvr gonna start a family. and all i wanted to do in this life was to marry a gan chio wife, have a few gan zai kids, and maybe become the richest man on this small planet and stay steady and handsome when i die. is that too much to ask for?? and now i cant even stay cool z.
The next week or so i recieved an interview from the dm. ask me write reason why my handphone rang during the exam and told me it was an act of dishonesty. my ct told me to prepare for the worst. i remember that day i keep thinking i gan suay, and this is my expression:
:(
anyways after all that i went for interhse, pon some soccer tournie which i was force to register for and thn go play bbal with my classmates. lol.
godblessme_SUPER,10:39 AM
Sunday, August 13, 2006
EEEEUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
At 1032am this morning, my unconsciousness started to fade away. I tried to bring it back by rolling around to find the ultimate sleeping position. And as i turned my head..
"EEEEEUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAARR THE FUG!". Instantly i sat upright with no drowziness whatsoever. The day before i twisted my neck and it hurt a little, it took a man outta me to brave the storm. But now it struck back at FULL FORCE. The pain! It was beyond words! The godam angony almost brought out the hulk within me. The last time i screamed in my bed, where i belong, was when i was a minute round baby. Fortunately, me mam was chatting in the phone and my bludder was outta house, none heard the noise i was making like a silly sissy. I gingerly crept outta the bed, and went scouting around for one of those stickers u paste on ur body when it hurts like crap. Hell bears no fury. Those ads about those stickers, i always ridiculed at them when they were shown on TV. Who the hell injures himself when he plays golf? Come on man its only teensy twisting of the body. (Noticed i used "HIMSELF".) But i came to this world without my consent, and obviously i was prepared to suffer this superficial injuries. In the end, all i had to do was cock my head like a retard until the pain ease away. Well, i am sure i am cool enuff to carry off that look anyway. But if i accidentally tilt my head upright again, u will know why u start sneezing when i start cursing every soul i know.
godblessme_SUPER,7:36 AM
Friday, July 14, 2006
Fifa World Cup Germany 2006
The Aftermath
The world cup must have been long gone for about 1 week now. The next is 4 years later. No more staying up watching soccer for awhile.
Somehow, thats pretty dam sad for someone who just started watching soccer, like me.
Yea well, i watched the previous world cups as well, but this was the first i knew the players, and finally grasped the concept of the Offside rule ( despite being lectured by primary school mates for a few years ). It was lotsa helluva funz. And even more so when you watch with maties or enemies.
A major part of the world cup was spent watching with namely rickster and haozer, and on a few occasions special guest chungster would come and join us. Somehow, i always ended up supporting the teams my maties hated with their miserable lives. But when justice rose a metre, the evil would rise a foot. Brazil fell. Argentinian crumpled. It was the italians who gave me that bit of heppiness i need so much for that finals. Oh yeah, and when they own3d germans in teh last 2 mins.
On a memorable day, the world cup was enjoyed with liangster and daryl, rickster and chungster. It was abit wasted bcos them couldnt watch the more important finals with us bcos we used the chance to watch 3rd and 4th placing.
Anyway amongst all teh stuff that is now history, the world cup ended. Its sad. I will surely miss the late nights debating cock with maties, watching teams plod on towards either victory or defeat, and complaining about newppiness of others at winning eleven.
All good things come to an end, but them gdies will come back. 4 years, i'll be waiting. Till then, u gopes, south americans.
godblessme_SUPER,9:59 AM
Monday, June 26, 2006
Life of a slacker
Today was the beginning of a bad term, with me screwing up the the first exam to cap it all. Yet, more is to come.
So while i walk alone on the only path i have ever known, i began to recall all the promises i made to myselfes in this zechuan life. I swore several times to change and be a honest, upright, and hardworking person. The second promise would soon follow up the broken first, and then the third, and more would follow. Turns out, I aint doin' nothin'. To teachers: another day, ol' man.
Lol.
Every dammed time i did any good in any test, it was pure godblessed. And in the Olevels, i passed most subjects because i spotted the questions, (that happened because i din blurdy listen to any of those teachers spotting them). I am dead slacker, and a luck duck at that.
Hell, when i compare myself to my kins, i think im blurdy adopted. My sister got 11 for her Os, and i know my blarder is another helluva whiz kid. The whatever oddball genes left seemed to have been left for me. All i do is just lie with my limbs wide open and stare at the good ol' ceiling all day. And all i want to be when i grow up is to become a steady ol' man. Zero ambitions, thats not a bad thing, damm it. But i dun blurdy like it when my relatives worry about my performance in this zechuans life.
Those promises, i realised i had already given up saying them. But thats the end man, so i shall give joo another chance, work a lil more consistently, punk. Then at least u when u become old, u r parents wont hate joo. You're heading for the world man, jc is just a lil stop along the way.
godblessme_SUPER,5:23 AM
Friday, June 23, 2006
hip hip heypenning par too.
ACT III: IMM, the forth storey.
After the dinner, we figured we shld carry on with our original plan, which was to find a court to kick ball. Somehow, we ended up at the forth storey of IMM. We passed some corridors, we turned and sauntered around. And then. We reached a spooky door. Our curiosness took over us and we exhibited our keen sense of exploring. But our souls did fight ferociously with the possible danger for awhile, but the exitement took the better of us. Everytime we saw some soul walk out of the dark tunnel, we would pee ourselves with excitment (or fear). Those poor dudes must be wondering why the fewk kiddos were gathering at a place out of nowhere and screaming at people like morons. Wells, not that we cared about what they said. It was pretty blurdy the way THEY kept appearing, damm it. Anyway, after about 1/2 hour we finally plucked what courage we have left and united it. We walked down the tunnel. Shock struck when we came upon a talisman of some particular unorthorndox religion hanging high above our heads. It seemed to stare at us wherever we went. But was it to warn us our trying to lure us? We decided not to take the chance and retreated to another path which looked more normal. But soon, we were to reach another tunnel which seemed to have NO LIGHTS at all. We tried to act cool in front of reach other for several split moments, while a haoster kept groping others for assurance. All of a sudden, someone RAN. The rest of us couldnt take it and chased after him. After we were out of hell, we seriously reprimanded each other for being such hum jees. But deep in our hearts, we knew. None of us were rambos. But then, maybe we just too cool for this kind of childish stuff.
godblessme_SUPER,8:33 AM